Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Alexandria, VA
Job: rabble rabble rabble
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
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Eh, I'm done with all NG related drama and bullshit. I'm also done with trying to act like a know-it-all reg who has higher privileges than other users on here. From now on, I'll be just me.
Also, higuysimback.
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...Please say so. I will be sure to reward you with a favor, of the sexual persuasion.
4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I've tried hookah a couple of times and I still hate it. The smell of it it's overbearing, the taste is disgusting, the feeling you get from it is not in any way good, and it just plain sucks.
I promised myself I would never smoke or drink, and I'm ashamed I broke my promise by doing this shit. At least I should have done some shrooms.
Hot Chick #4
Hey, sorry but I don't have a hot chick this time. If you want to see a couple of sexy models, just go to my older news posts.
This is a game where you comment and I tell you what I REALLY think about you. If I don't know you, I'll look at your posts and judge you by them. Easy as pie.
Also, I'm 18, bitches. Wheee
21 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Another Brazilian model. After a couple more I'll start putting in movie stars, singers, etc. Check out my other past news posts for more hotties.
You can request a hot chick too, by the way.
Other news, turning the big 1-8 this Thursday the 11th. Yeah, har har, my birthday is 9/11, I've heard that shit for 7 years now, shut up already.
I'm in love with models right now. So sexy.
Adriana Lima. My fave.
P.S: My birthday is coming up in a couple of days...you know. Like, September 10 and stuff. So if you want to make a thread or something, you can go ahead. I mean, if you want. You don't have to, but it'd be nice....
My Userpage isn't sexy enough. I'm making it sexy. I'll take requests, just no complete nudity please, and real girls guys, no freaking cartoon characters fucking.
Heidi Klum
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET THE POINT.
Obviously, I thought the BBS was smarter than what it actually. Thanks for proving me wrong, now I know I don't have to waste my time trying to train a retard dog.
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THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOONE.
LET YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RE-E-EEEST.
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE.
